U.S. Captain Eric "Swayze" Silagy announced today that the 2012 Quaich matches will be played from Thursday, June 7 through Sunday, June 10, 2012 in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. Silagy, a first-time Quaich Captain, said, "South Florida is the perfect venue for Team USA to 'three-peat' over the Scots." Team Scotland, still reeling from a heart-breaking home loss last year, has not announced its captain yet. Inside sources tell us that Graeme "H" Wilson, the 2010 Scottish Captain, has been unceremoniously sacked after failing to lead the heavily favored Scottish team to victory in the last Quaich matches. Since more than half the US team resides in the southeastern part of the country, playing in the warm temperatures and 98% humidity of Florida in June will be an advantage for the team. "Whoooeeee!" exclaimed James "Sheets" Moreland, who lives in Louisiana, "It'll be hotter than two possums making love in a wool sock!"
The USA has won 3 of the last 5 Quaich competitions including the last two match-ups in 2008 and 2010.