A Blast From The Past: Team Scotland Names 8th Man

With less than two months before the Quaich, Team Scotland announced that its eighth position will be filled by Tony Denson of Naples, Florida.  A native of Newcastle, England, Tony barely qualifies for Team Scotland under the Quaich's strict country-of-birth rules.  Because Tony has been a resident of the United States for years and operates his pornographic film distribution business in the State of Florida, the Quaich Rules Committee has asked for an original certificate of birth before officially confirming his participation for Scotland. 

Tony is well known to fans of the Quaich.  He played for Scotland in both the 2004 and 2008 Quaich matches.  He will bring a career 2-4-1 record to Palm Beach Gardens in June along with a 14 handicap.  "I am delighted to be called upon once again to play for Scotland," said Tony, carefully trying to cover up his acquired south Florida accent.  "I bring a keen knowledge of Florida golf to my team, since I play in Naples on a weekly basis, so I expect to contribute points from day one of the Quaich."

Tony is most famous in Quaich history for the opening tee shot of the 2008 matches in Colorado.  With a large gallery watching, Tony barely managed contact with the ball, which eventually skittered along the ground onto a bridge over the Roaring Fork River just in front of the tee box.

Welcome back, Tony!

Tony D --- Porn King of the Quaich