Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Team USA Confident Despite Fabric's 11th Hour Cancellation

When Bret "Fabric" Baier backed out of the Quaich at the last minute, many felt it would be a set-back for Team USA.  But USA Captain Eric "Swayze" Silagy acted decisively, quickly filling the open spot with Quaich veteran Tony "T-Bone" Milo. 

Team Scotland was equally delighted to hear that T-Bone would be making a return appearance in the Quaich matches.

"I'll have a Dog's License waiting for T-Bone in Florida," said Ross "Rosco" MacCallum.

"Ah cannae believe Bret's out!," said Michael "Wee Mikey" Redford.  "Ma heid's pure loupin' o'er the tho' of actually winnin'."

"T-Bone is no Fabric," said Ian "Big Man" MacCallum.  "And everyone knows his 'complicated' love life will be a distraction for him next week in Florida."





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